The Spyder 3 Krypton is the world’s brightest handheld laser. How
bright is it? I’m glad you asked, the Krypton is so powerful, its
currently being checked out by Guinness World records. This little gizmo
is actually capable of breaking through our atmosphere and into outer
space. Which of course comes in handy for those of us trying to
communicate with our extra terrestrial friends or wayward astronauts.
With a ridiculous range of 85 miles, the S3 Krypton is the first and
only handheld laser that is visible from outer space. Imagine that,
before its existence the only thing E.T. could see from up there was the
Great Wall of China and the Staten Island Landfill. So go ahead, flash
out “we are here” messages in Morse Code, and then make an alien
friendly casserole.
Joking aside, viewing the light point of the Krypton laser will
appear over 8,000 times brighter than looking directly at the sun. So if
you choose not to fry your eyes out of your head, safety goggles are
mandatory and no playing “mouse” with your beloved cat. The Spyder 3
comes with 9 operating modes, and a SmartSwitch password-type safety
lock to prevent unauthorized evil-doers from trying to bring down jet
planes and satellites.
Our friendly little Spyder 3 Krypton Laser provides up to 40 hours of
runtime and sports an aircraft grade aluminum chassis, it comes bundled
with the requisite safety goggles, a nylon holster and a rechargeable
Sanyo battery and charger. Priced from around 400 - 1000 bucks you can
get one (and an optional 99 dollar Lasersaber) at wickedlasers.com,
at least go there, check out the video, and then PLEASE tell my why you
want one. Oh, I want one too… I just don’t know what for.
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